I will be man to you in this thread
 

I will represent all that it means to be human. I will voice your greatest desires, your darkest fears. I will peer into your mind with a 1000-watt floodlight, and scoop out your ego with a grapefruit spoon. Behold the greatness that is me; for I am you, and you are me.

That's exactly what I'm afraid of. GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!!!

speaking of satan
 

I am you
You are me
We're a happy family...

hey man.

Hey, fuck you cheech. No apologies needed. You don't like dogs sitting in policeman's caps? Go fuck yourselves. Why don't you jsut strap some c-4 to your sorry asses and blow up some women and children, THAT would be much less offensive than a dog sitting in some flatfoot's hat.

Xst, I am about at my journey's end with this pc bullshit. Is Manzanar still around?

Umm ok wrong thread. I must be seriously beveraged. Belongs in the muslim puppy thread. While we're at it, poppies are ok, but puppies aren't?

I don't care who you are, now that's just funny. Yea wrong thread. But funny!

You mean, in some flatfootfootfoot's hat?

I will be man to you in this thread
 

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'm offended by that big purple freaking dinosaur. My culture reveres and fears the purple dinosaur. It's offensive to my community (of one) that someone would post that picture.

What? I posted it? Er, em...sorry.

:bolt:

What would you say if I told you the purple dinosaur died on 9/11?

Oh, the humanity!

Yeah, but the creator of the purple dinosaur was flying the plane while singing a freaking song and dancing.