Survivor Casting
 

In our showroom right now. what fun.

huh? Like the tv show?

yep

oh God! kill em all NOW!

if they killed the people that got voted off the island, it would mean more.

Run around with your ass hanging out, and whisper about people behind their backs. You'll be a shoe-in.

Tell the producers my idea...

Survivor: El Paso!

No Spanish, no A/C, no cold water (tap temp is 85 deg)
and no job because you don't speak their language.

Losers are deported to Mexico and shot in a drug war.

huh? HUH?

whadda ya think?

And I want credit if they take it!

I like it. Can we have our asses hanging out and stab each other in the back frequently?

Sure!

Survivor casting getting you down? Try Lost casting!

at this point, there is a line around the building....and it's a big building.

funniest thing said by a salesman about the survivors so far:

"Boy....I'd like to see if #121 could survive my cock."

I am dubious about how this will really benefit your dealership. I mean, how many of the applicants have bought a car while they're waiting? I guess maybe they're looking while they wait, and might come back later. But still.

When I was either a boy scout or maybe a cub scout, there was an event at the local VW dealership to see how many people you could fit in a VW Rabbit.

Our troop showed up and we squeezed something like 30 kids into that little car. (The seat backs had been removed, I think.)

Anyway, none of us bought a car there, but the contest was mentioned on the radio, and the results were also mentioned. The message was clear: the little VW Rabbit isn't as small as you might think, after all, you can fit 30 kids in there.

and none of you were in the ashtray...[/bad punchline]

Required comeback: "Don't you mean notice it?"

P.S. Once again, useless without photos.