The Cellar Friends Cast
 

I'm doing a remake of the show "Friends" using an all-Cellar cast. When shall we rehearse?

Phoebe: SG

Rachel: Clod

Monica: me

Ross: classicman

Joey: Undertoad

Chandler: HLJ

Gunther: elspode

Mr Heckles: xoxoxoBruce

Ben Geller: minifob

Emma Gellar: miniRatRed

Nora Bing: jinx

Charles Bing: sheldon

Frank Buffay Jr: Flint

Janice: razzmatazz

Carol: Cicero

Susan: Cloud

Fun Bobby: LJ

(This is not to say you're exactly like the character, but rather there is something about the character that reminds me of you...good things I mean.)

My Friends-mad ex-housemates used to compare me to Phoebe.
I can't see it myself, but I am flattered to have a starring role in your cast :)

I picked her for you (or vice versa) because she's quirky, fun, cute, and an individualist.

I have a very smelly cat, made famous by Phoebe's song of the same. She could feature maybe in exchange for a prawn or three...?

Is that a TV show? We don't have TV. We live in the hills.

I'm thoroughly disgusted and embarrassed. Not that I even know who "Ross" is. I just know its gotta be bad.

You're so Ross, your comment affirms it! ;)

Of all the popular TV shows that I never "got", this was the most popular and the least gotten.

I hear so many digs on the show, a lot of people don't like it. But I have to say, I think it's hilarious and I can watch rerun after rerun and still laugh.

See, Sleeve, that's why you're not in the cast. I could, however, use a personal assistant. Emphasis on ass. ;)

How YOU doin?

Seinfeld I never got. Friends hooked me on the pilot episode. Loved the show. A couple summers ago I bought the collection and my sister and I watched every episode in order over a 7 week period. Love it.

also, UT is really Pete, Monica's mega rich boyfriend.

Monica is way too OCD, I wouldn't go anywhere near that personality.

I'm more like Pheobe's brother who likes to melt things.

funny, i kind of had radar pegged in that slot.

i know i've said it before but the first video you put up of yourself made me stop and do a double take. you gave off the biggest john favreau vibe and i've never been able to shake it. so maybe you're Pete after he and Monica split. Who knows? Computers are your thing man.

"Charles Bing: sheldon"

I look like Kathleen Turner?

Funny, I thought about Pete...but I needed someone for Joey. I thought about LJ for Joey, but then who would be Fun Bobby? I'm also missing Griff, glatt, lookout, themerc, zen, etc and so on. I thought sheldon would make a cute Gunther but who would play the headliner in the gay burlesque?


And Phoebe's brother who likes to melt things? I went with Flint because he has a bit of the Giovanni Ribisi thing going on.


So, feel free to add or change parts.

Oh, and I love Seinfeld too. I am, actually, a big sitcom ho-bag.