Look How Big This Thing IS
 

Take a look at how big this dead snake is. I don't know what killed it, but I sure wouldn't want to have run up on it.

http://lazybobranch.homestead.com/lookout.wmv

So what your saying is.....come and have a look at your giant snake?

dead?

Yeah.....that's what he says...

fuckface

?

Not you Dana, I meant Sarge.

That was not nice.

wtf?

[hind iaccent]your cobra bit my eyeball! oh, ...yooou mother fucker. i'll tell Milt to cut your ballss off[/hindi]

Usually when snakes get to that size their reactions are dulled. All it would take would be an unexpected event and the snake's systems would just shut down completely. Voila, one dead snake.

It's the human equivalent of a heart attack brought on by shock.

Ahhhhhhhh...I'll stick with the Webkinz snake.

Shudders.

Ima sucka, yessah I iz.

It kinda startled me at the end when the big dead snake struck at the camera.
[/spoil sport]

Well in that case I can admit I jumped - significantly.
And it gave me a massive adrenelaine jolt that made me all hot and the ends of my fingers tingle.

You git.