We should be talking Cricket
 

Now there's a Cricket I could really get behind!

Now that's a Cricket I can get behind.

You'll have to wait your turn...

he'll give you a spin on his goat if you let him go first.

slow frekin interwebs!

Your slow intertubes will be cursed in the goatlore for years to come.

There she is, down at the members' end, facing up, the ball comes in, its a good length on middle stump, she pats it down to short fine leg and they cross for an easy single...

Well a few people here could follow that. :p