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Standing outside on a smoke break in a designated area, some lady driving by stops her car and rolls down her window to yell at me:
Lady: "You shouldn't be smoking here, it stinks up the place!" Me: "Is that an electric car?" Lady: (annoyed that I seem to be changing the subject) "No!" Me: "Then shut up." Lady drives off with pissed-off look. GOD, that felt good! I almost needed another cigarette after that! lol!!! I hate smoke crusaders. |
That's genius. Well done. :notworthy
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Bravo, Sheldon! I am a non smoker, but some of them just get fucking nuts. I mean, you were OUTSIDE! Ridiculous.
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Aren't you glad you don't live in Aspen?
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I work at a hospital, and people are still shocked to hear that, no, there isn't a smoking area. Not anywhere on the property. Well, folks, it's a HOSPITAL.
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Rubbish, I can't slowly commit suicide on hospital property? What better place is there?
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You have to stand outside to smoke though. Took the lady we were sharing a room with, whos baby was in an oxygen tent, a good half hour to go have a smoke (7th floor), which she did about every 20 minutes. |
Good for you Sheldon - if you were in a designated area then she is a mouthy bitch and deserved to be taken down a peg. As long as you weren't littering... Sorry, as a reformed partial smoker I have always, and will always froth at the mouth at smokers who think dropping butts isn't littering. Grrrrr.
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My response was that they knew the area and knew the risk. If they decided a cigarette was worth the risk then it was their decision and theirs alone. It was their workplace after all. For the record this wasn't downtown Bhagdad - the smoking "shelter" was in the same place as the taxi rank for heaven's sake. |
Not to worry SG, I always know where to put my butt. :cool:
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at least she didn't call it a fag end...
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Yea Sheldon I talk about that all the time. People don't have any sense. They drive around in their cars with pollution pouring out the tail-pipe and look at smokers all cross-eyed. If they are so concerned, they should stop driving.
Yes, lots of people pollute every day, this is a fact. Next time, tell her pretentious butt to quit being so gassy, it's tearing a hole right through the ozone layer. |
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Our hospital: no smoking anywhere on the grounds.
Here at the college: designated smoking areas but I wonder how long that will last because people are too lazy to put their butts in the receptacle that is right there in arm's length but they put them on the ground. What a beeacth to pull up and say that to you shel. Shall I kick her "butt" for you? |
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