Lumberjim?
 

I saw a thread named "Lumberjim Memorial..."

This begs the question? Did Lumberjim die? If so, I'm pretty damned upset. He was one of the REALLY cool people on this board.

I hope he's still around.

yeah... he WAS cool.....I'm gonna miss that big fat jerk.



oh, wait.

He's fine.

But if Lumberjim died, what would we do to commemorate his death? I think for starters, we'd have an 11-day period of mourning where the board would be closed. And we'd all raise a glass and eat a dick in his memory.

stop, you're scaring me.

I would suggest that, in the event of anyone's passing, an official Cellar mourning period of three days would be observed, beginning on the Friday evening closest to the demise. Observant Cellarites would be required to do the following during this period:

1) Get hammered and stay that way.
2) Participate in the three day marathon memorial drunken Cellar chat.
3) Donate heavily to the Tip Mug.
4) Play the departed's favorite music loudly and incessantly until the police arrive.

I will not be eating any dick for anyone - period! That's Sheldons job.

wait....no one die.

You're awfully demanding for a dead guy, you know.

The single-word post "Cock." would have to be retired.

It was those sock puppet posts that did it. He laughed his fucking ass off and when you're 95% pure ass, that's a fatal condition :(

Well I know for one thing I would play with my huge COCK! in his memory.

If some Cellarite did die, in most cases none of us would even know about it. If I wasn't here tomorrow you would just assume I got a better offer somewhere else. Unless that new Alerta software covers that too.

(On the other hand, if LJ :behead::reaper:, Jinx might think to mention it.)

You'd be surprised. Someone died on Britnet (cancer) and their spouse who had never posted before posted to tell us. And on another Brit Expat site, a poster was killed in a car crash and a friend of his posted the news. The interwebs is sometimes smaller and more caring than you might want to imagine.

/seriousness

Of course if LJ were to die, we'd all know because of the huge mushroom cloud that would go up over PA -one strangely resembling a COCK

This thread reminds me of that sketch from The State where they decide to "kill off" Ken Marino.