Could your DISH SOAP contain E COLI BACTERIA?!
 

Find out--tonight at eleven. Also, a story about a one-legged dog who plays canasta.

Flint, those jerks on the local news won't tell you at 11:00 if your soap dish has bacteria in it. They won't get around to telling you until just before the sports and weather. They will lead with a murder and a couple fatal traffic accidents, then the attempted sexual assault on campus, and then they will go to commercial.

P.S. the dog story comes on after the sports.

Does local news still exist? I thought surely they'd given up by now.