The study of insanity habits
 

BOOGA!!! BOOGA!!! BOOGA!!!

*sniff sniff* Uuugh! Who is smoking? Dear God?!? We were waiting for Sheldon to show up, but that lady showed up first. ;) Uuugh. Let's get in the hummer and leave this is just too much....*fake cough* *fake cough*

:D

Paging Ms. Wolf.

Paging Ms Wolf.

Please pick up a white insanity thread phone.

The white phone is for the immediate loading and un-loading of messengers only.

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!1

What, the Wikipedia entry doesn't mention the Snickers ad?



I'm gonna edit the Wikipedia entry right now.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

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