Cellar quote conundrum
 

"Windows has done more damage - physical damage - to files then the Michaelangelo virus ever did, and Peter Norton *still* hasn't come out with a program to protect you from it."
- R. Finkelstein

I don't get it .

Well... Windows corrupts things on occasion, just like a virus might, but Norton Antivirus does not try to remove this malicious OS from your system. :)

That works but who is R. Finkelstein?

Dharma's Uncle?

Warning: Your computer has a virus. It's called WINDOWS...