From this dayeth forward
 

I hereby declare that ALL who post in the Midly Irritating , Upsetting or

Pissingmeorf threads, must thenby post in the Happy thread, to help find a little bit of :)

Yes because if you think happy thoughts, they will manifest into happiness. It's in The Secret. ;)

I liked the guy who said he always got great parking spots cuz thats what he focused on.

Yeah I read that last night and I have to say, it made me laugh. lol

And you know what else. Speaking of Oprah, her show really gives me the shits to be honest. She had this party for all her neighbours and that was lovely, but seriously, her neighbours are all rich anyway. Why doesn't she come to my street and give all my neighbours a party??? Oh, and what else shits me is how she's everyone's best friend. What a crock!

lol! What shits you? lol! Could be Oprah.

SHITFOOT

Oprah is an idiot. My wife and 17 year old dau love her.

Funnily enough (no I'm not about to say Oprah threw me a party) I find I can't really post in the Good News, Bad News thread, as the pattern is to deliver the good news first.

Me, I like to tell you the crap stuff and then say - BUT.... its' okay because.
When life is unrelentingly bad I'm more likely to slink off and lick my wounds and wait until the silver lining shines through, however lame it might be.

Crap, I've been doin' it wrong, all this time.

(happy sunflowers sunshine balloons fireflies dancing silver bells cockleshells butterflies flutter by)

Damn, it worked. I just found 9 million dollars under my chair!

That's mine, sorry

classic says it is his!

You wily wascals!