Quick Tips
 

Always wear waterproof mascara to your intervention.

If you've had a dicky tummy all day, don't think you can fart with abandon.

Brush your teeth before you get on the treadmill - or pick the one way over in the corner.

whenever you're at a loss for words say, "that was a wicked googley!" and people will think you're smart or foreign or both.

Don't re-tell the joke if you were the only person that laughed at it. They heard you the first time. It just wasn't funny.

Dial soap (bar) gets makeup stains out of clothing.

I'd ask you who was bowling, and if it meant India were all out yet.

quick q-tip
 

I guess you're not supposed to stick q-tips in your ear?

Don't try to rip off your hangnails.
And don't forget to moisturize!

When changing the oil in your car, replace the oil drain plug before pouring in the new oil.

When getting up during the night to pee, make sure the door you thought was open is in fact open before trying to walk through the doorway.

baking soda mixed with liquid soap makes a great cheap exfoliator

Does it actually exfoliate or just deep clean and remove all the oils from your skin?

Do NOT drop heavy objects directly onto your toes. It HURTS. You will limp for days.

Do NOT try and Mix 3 part epoxy Grout if you do Not know what you are doing !!!!

Expensive and MESSSSY !!