how can you be Bi?
 

if you have not actually had sex with both genders?

how can you be straight if you haven't had sex at all?

how can i not be a millionaire just because i dont have a million dollars?

Isn't it ironic, doncha think?

How can you know you're not bi if you've only had sex with one gender?

Lack of desire to.

It's like raaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day...

:banghead:

It's a free riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid...

:D

It's the good advice that you just didn't take...

Living Colour-"Bi"
 

People, if they choose you, then they want you to decide
But you’d rather relax, kick back, enjoy the ride
There’s a category if you’re straight or gay
You’re a wild card gambler and you like it both ways

Everybody wants you when you’re bi
Looking at the girls and eyeing all the guys
Everybody loves you when you’re bi
But the tension and the passion’s double amplified

My lover told me, well, that she’s bi
I wanted to scream, there were tears in my eyes
She said baby, baby, don’t you cry
‘Cause the one I am with, you’ve been seeing on the side

Everybody wants you when you’re bi
Eating with the girls and laughing with the guys
Everybody loves you when you’re bi
But the tension and the passion’s double amplified

Everybody wants you when you’re bi
Feeling all the girls and touching all the guys
Well, everybody loves you when you’re bi
Well a friend of a friend of a friend told me
Everybody’s messed up with their sexuality
Well a friend of a friend of a friend told me
I need a closet big enough to live in
A closet for the whole world to live in
I want a closet big enough to live in
A closet for the whole world to live in

Everybody wants you when you’re bi
Loving all the girls and loving all the guys
Everybody needs you when you’re bi
But the tension and the passion’s double amplified

Everybody wants you [that’s right]
Everybody needs you [um-hum]
Everybody likes you [I’ll bet]
Everybody loves you

Everybody, yeah
Everybody
Everybody, come on now
Everybody, [not me]
Everybody, whoo
Everybody, yeah
Everybody, come on now
Everybody

Well everybody loves you

Bi
Licking all the girls
Bi
Licking all the guys

Everybody’s fucked up with their sexuality
You like it both ways
Like it both ways
Bi

Elementary, start out Trisexual and work backwards.

Or not.

...twice if I like it.

I used to think I was bi.
Then I had sex with a woman and realised although it was titillating, it was like having sex in an aeroplane toilet - fun as an alternative, but not for me long term.

I'd consider spending a night with a woman I found attractive, but I'd never consider a woman as my life partner. In fact after the first woman I did spend the night with another.

But I know I'm not bi-sexual. I hate the term bi-curious, but it probably comes closest to describing me. For the record, both of the women I slept with were of the same orientation as me - I haven't broken any lesbian hearts.