Posting on the Cellar
 

I have something that is bothering me. Can Undertoad see me when I'm posting? Do I need to start wearing clothes when I'm online? Is it too much temptation for him?

Yes, because he has remote access to your computer. He knows everything you do on it. Feel better? :)

There are proagrams he uses to remotely access your desktop using your IP address, and when you register here, he has access. It's a live feed when he clicks into your user control panel. :)

He PM'd me to ask me to put some clothes on once.
But that was because I was in an internet cafe and he was worried about me.

He caught me trying to post once about Sundae's choice of hair color, and told me not to even think about saying anything about it.

The pop up window just said: shut it cicero. Get out of the thread.

That's when I figured out the live feed thing. Otherwise I would have been completely naive.

Not only can he see you.....the fuckin guy can SMELL you.

Jim, everyone can smell you from here.

lol!!

Is that "axe"?!?

smell *these*

In the olden days, when people would use modems to reach the Cellar, it was a simple matter to watch everyone type. Character by character, you'd see an exact duplicate of their screen.

the only one I remember is tw. he's a hunt and peck typist. imagine him posting those posts, hunt and peck. OMGWTFLOL

In your experience UT...Are the trolls bad typists? Do they all hunt and peck? Or do they just have their machines set on caps lock and just go for it?

AH-HA!!! UT will never be able to control my thoughts again. I have also taken the precaution of covering my genitals with foil.

Mmmmmm, should be nice and moist then....

err,

you seem have your spectacles on your testicle.

or are your genitals also wrapped in foil

note to self: is there a band called The Spectesticles?

or maybe 'tinfoil beanbag'?

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