The Cellar - remember Maddox?

i had forgotten about him, frankly. I came across him again today because I'm bored senseless.

here's a bit from his 'fashion tips for women from a guy that knows dick about fashion'

Hello, my head is coming out of a giant vagina.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gina_neck2.jpg

Quote:

Yes, everyone thinks it looks like you have a giant vagina around your neck. It sounds hotter on paper than it actually is. I'm sure a man invented this style, because it's damn near impossible to think of a combination of heads and vaginas that isn't rad, but this shirt is proof that even an idea as inherently cool as giant vaginas and heads coming out of them can be made lame.
I came up with a design similar to this shirt when I was in first grade. My friend and I were drawing new Mega Man characters, and I drew a giant vagina, except in the middle was a giant eye so it kind of looked like a cyclops with a meaty head, and I called him VagEYEna Man. I sent it to Capcom, but I'm still waiting to hear back from them:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse..../vageyena2.gif