I am a square triangle!
 

I am a square triangle.

Really.

Many of you already know why.

Can you explain this apparent gibberish?

The square-triangle theorem states that any nonnegative integer can be represented as the sum of a square, an even square, and a triangular number.

ahem.


that, or your head is triangular shaped and you're a bit of a fussbudget at parties.

I though it was a koan.

That might as well be in Greek for the sense it makes to me :P

That's because you spend all your time worrying about what your ancestors were about, or what your neighbors are up to. ;)

I'd 86 this whole thread, but I think 36ing it might be better.

You're a triangle because you believe in the holy trinity of God, Christ and the Holy Ghost.

You're a square for the same reason.

You just think you are a square triangle. You are really a dolphin.

I see myself as more of a circular trapezoid.

Shark.

So long and thanks for the fish!

Say, you people are clever (which we knew already). I think Brianna and SteveDallas are on the money, especially Steve. I had a whole bunch more clues lined up to trickle out bit by bit. Oh well.

If you're still confused, here's the full explanation:

I'm 36.

6 x 6 = 36, hence it is a square number.

It is also a triangular number:

1
2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36

/thread.

Oooooh...you must be a mouse!

You're so clever.

*sigh* it only means one thing: He's too young for this crone.


dammit.