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DominoDeja 12-10-2008 09:50 PM

Sobbing..Man Pulls Real Life Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump to Win Back Fiance' ! OMG
 
I've seen alot of wild things but this takes the cake. The last three min. took me on the ride of my life and you seriously won't believe what this guy did. And at first I didn't understand what he was doing moving all these things around but the mystery quickly unfolded and when I saw him jump off the cliff I gasped and was like OHHH MYYY GAWWDD!

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y


What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too. :3eye: :sniff:

xoxoxoBruce 12-11-2008 12:47 AM

She's in Vegas making $300,000 a year... tax free.

Aliantha 12-11-2008 01:07 AM

He must have done something pretty bad to make her leave and not speak to him again.

I don't buy it. It's a bit creepy to me actually. Obsessive.

DanaC 12-11-2008 03:08 AM

Yep. See that dot on the horizon? That's me running as fast as I can in the opposite direction.

sweetwater 12-11-2008 04:03 AM

I'm waiting for Loren's video response.:corn:

Sundae 12-11-2008 05:21 AM

I can think of a lot of things that a man could do for nibne months to impress me.
Hard things, things you wake up in the morning and don't want to do. Dull things that help other people enormously. Dirty things that need doing. Small quiet things that go unnoticed. Both paid and unpaid things that would open my eyes and soften my heart when I found out.

A testosterone driven homo-erotic home movie?
Not so much.

Griff 12-11-2008 05:35 AM

If it were real, I'd say restraining order.

classicman 12-11-2008 07:50 AM

that was stu-pit

Chocolatl 12-11-2008 07:54 AM

"I miss you, so I ran around a farm for several weeks performing the Sisyphean task of moving heavy objects a couple dozen times over -- since I had to get all of those camera angles and I filmed this alllll on my own -- to make a big "I <3 U" in a field."

I'm not impressed at all, and if I were Loren I certainly wouldn't take him back.

Pico and ME 12-11-2008 07:56 AM

Could be he just broadcasted exactly why she left him...he's more in love with himself.

Flint 12-11-2008 08:17 AM

Exactly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 512593)
Could be he just broadcasted exactly why she left him...he's more in love with himself.


Shawnee123 12-11-2008 08:38 AM

:eek:

I don't have sound, so was there a voice-over saying "Look at my butt. Look at my butt. Isn't it a nice butt? Here I will stop for a second and flash my winning smile. Aren't i handsome? Look at my butt."

Then, at the end, is he screaming "STELLLLLAAAAAA"? Probably he's screaming Loren but Stella would be better.

Oh, and EW.

Clodfobble 12-11-2008 08:47 AM

Homoerotic is right. That dude is totally a gay porn star.

lumberjim 12-11-2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
loren can't come to the phone. my d*$% is in her mouth.

damn....he censors the comments. fruity ass clown

LabRat 12-11-2008 08:58 AM

Meh. The "story" didn't make sense. What's with the 4 wheeler, and truck breaking down? Just excuses to show off. "Look what you are missing"


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