Best New Year Message Ever!
 

As the Ball was dropping on Times Square, in a little hamlet in Southeastern Pennsylvania, a call went out over the county emergency radio dispatch ...

"You're about to get a barrage of fucking shots fired calls."

Happy New Year 2009!

"Hyperbole is the best thing ever!"

--on a T-shirt available from Mental Floss.

Before I even knew that Bill and Hillary were at Times Square, I told my wife that I wish GWB were officiating. I figured he had the most experience at dropping the ball.