Pardon My Picnic
 

Pardon my picnic. I need to cover your desk with a blanket and take out a bucket of fried chickcen, mashed potatoes with gravy, some macaroni, cornbread, and a nice red wine. I hope it won't bother you if I sit here on your desk and eat it. *taps on glass* Would you like some wine? *reaches into picnic basket for bottle opener*

Do pardon the picnic I am having as it won't take long. I need to have it right here to avoid ants.

Hey look it's my very first clone thread.:p

I snorted out loud. :D

lol! Yes my humour is off the wall and a little edgy.

But don't you enjoy imagining me on your desk rfn having a picnic? One better: imagine the look on the faces of your co-workers. And your boss who happens to breeze by with what once was, a full cup of coffee. :)

Here's your potatos, and hurry, the natives look restless.

*chuckles* oh nicely done. I like that. That gave me a giggle.

not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE CHICKEN

That was awesome Cic.

Every time I read it I try not to laugh too hard...this struck me as hilarious!

That's funny jim, because I sat on your desk with a f'ing salad...In a hazmat suit. ;)

twat!

Cic, I was driving home last night, the day running through my mind like it does (and that includes the Cellar) and I thought of this thread and laughed out loud for a couple minutes.

There was just something about this that really tickled me! :)

It's the clone thread that made all others, bannable offenses. Powerful stuff. ;)

Pardon My Picnic....... :)


Glad to amuse shaw...

::snort::

I'm glad I provided suitable inspiration for the clone. :D

is there any food left?

And here I am giggling again. Thanks for the bump, WatF.

"Do pardon the picnic..."

Priceless.

Ahahaha, this is excellent and witty. Would make a great poster with the appropriate pic.