Pardon my Penis
 

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19184

excuse me while i whip this out

careful, you'll step on it.


oh i'm sorry....well who told you to bend over in front of it like that......the thing has a mind of it's own, i swear.

actually it's only 4 inches.....from the ground.


i jest....it's only 3 inches ....but diameter isn't everything.


cock

That's brilliant. A multi-layered clone thread.

It's Cockamania! Cockapalooza! Cockporium!

This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in... Cock rings! Cock rings! Cock rings.

What? Where? *looks around* lol!

Fuck, I'd just taken a mouthful of tea. It started as a slight smile, then I got to the echo and choked.

::cough::chokes on cock rings:::cough:::

:condom:

How can I pardon your penis if we don't know what its been convicted of? Breaking and entering? Failure to yield? Operating a public nuisance?

p walking :(

Dumping waste in a recreation area

Does anyone remember that NAtional Lampoon parody of WWII proganda posters,
"Loose tits sink ships"

That was funny. I wonder whatever happened to all my old national lampoons?

I loved the 'poon.

BTW the charges are as follows: Disturbing the peice.

Looks like -rather than a pardon- jim's penis has been released into wolf's care.....

http://www.sensual-desire.com/storev...oads/wr041.jpg

Bet that pinches...