Make-up Sex!
 

is *Sooooooooooooooo* gooooood!!!!!

:shock: :hugnkiss:

:love: :doit:

:heartpump

Oh babba.
That sounds like good.

Just be careful, okay?

Make-up? As in pretend?

No, as in applying foundation, blush, and mascara as foreplay. Duh.

I agree.

Go for it BigV. Good to see a happy post from ye.

is anyone else kind of tired of these vague threads about bigV's marriage?

fucking say it, dude.

You assume it's about his marriage.

well, we have to make assumptions, don't we?

and that makes an ass out of u and me.

I was wondering which gender he'd like to make up. It'd be a pretty interesting exercise to create a third gender. Of course some sci-fi novels have gone and created alien species with as many as six genders.

Or as Samuel Jackson said in "the Long Kiss Goodnight"
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and Umption."

That was a fun movie!

I thought it was fucking a jar of Noxema.

Only you, my dear. :)

OK. I thought it was fucking a jar of Sheldon. :D

Once you go Sheldon, you won't go, um...err...meldin'?

NO, wait wait...geldin'?