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The miracles of modern medicine
I woke up Friday morning with a sharp pain in my side. It got worse on Saturday. My ex drove me to emergency Saturday night. Sunday morning they took out my appendix and I was discharged Sunday night.
No scars or stiches. Just some super glue and tape and even the soreness is almost gone. When I was a kid if you had an appendectomy, you were lucky if you were out of the hospital in a week. I'm even going back to work tomorrow. Don't even need to take the Oxycodone they prescribed. Yay for modern times. :-) |
Two kids I knw (okay, one only vaguely) died of peritonitis in my childhood.
So glad you were diagnosed and operated on in time. Yay for modern medicine. Very happy it saved you. |
Wow! Modern times indeed! That's awesome Shel.
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Aren't they taking those things out thru the butthole or vagina yet? I thought I heard that somewhere...
Glad to hear you're ok! |
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It's all done through 3 holes now. One for the camera, one for the snipper clamp and one to move the other organs out of the way. |
So, you were back on your knees in no time? :p
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Like the Nathan Hale of appendicitis:
I regret that I have but one appendix for this doctor to remove... |
Glad you're better, Shel. Glad it was an easy-go.
my first reaction, however, was to wonder if you wanted to off those oxycodones...selfish addict. |
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Glad to hear you are well! but why did you get the hole sealed up; you could have had more fun with it!
A myopic and horny Parisian Once screwed and appendix incision The girl of his choice Could hardly rejoice At this terrible lack of precision. |
:bandaid: Shel! I'm glad you're OK. :)
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So, then I'm still a virgin?
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Glad you're okay, Shelly. Laproscopic surgery is definitely the way to go! :thumb:
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