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Peeing, Pooping, and Procreating
. . . or, what not to lie to your doctor about.
Saw this article today--10 things not to lie to your doctor about. The titular catchy alliteration among them. What made me smile was, at my recent visit to the gyn, I was questioned (delicately) about the number and gender of my sexual partners, which kinda surprised me. I think the doc thought the number was a little high. :D Anyway, you can read the article for yourself here, and Jim--one down, one to go. Ten Secrets You Shouldn't Keep from Your Doctor |
I left my first gyno after she lectured me (not at all delicately) about not having the same sexual partner I'd had at my last visit--a year ago. It's called college, lady. If I'm not pregnant or infected with something, you can shut the hell up.
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Along Clod's lines - I stopped going to my Family Planning Clinic (a euphemism for free contraception) when the nurse taking my smear test was really rough and made me bleed. Copiously, into my really nice, new, white knickers. I was a teen I admit. Of course I judged from that, so she was the one and only for a while. I get them regularly now and have never encountered the same problem!
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The three P's.
P1, I can't stop. P2, I can't start (a lot of the time lately) P3, I'm working on as I type. |
That's & P's Ali...
Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance |
Ah but Ali did plan for this Dave.
She's just in the final stages of the delivery of that plan. |
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