I may be just a guy on the internest but I'm randomly sure I could kiss all ur asses
 

Let me just get my clothes pin and breath mints while you queue up.

With tongue?

Sheldon! So glad you could make it tonight. It's always a pleasure to see your smiling face. I have to tell you what a splendid job you did with that post you made in what's her names thread. Oscar Wilde has nothing on you. Where would the cellar be with out you? We'd be just another two bit attraction on the internet highway.

Have a seat. Can I get you a drink?

Oh great! I finally find a guy who likes to kiss ass and it's METAPHORICALLY!!!

I thought of Sheldon yesterday when I was in Walgreens and was going to buy some Peeps.

sycamore+sheldon sittin' in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.....

Sheldon's a nice guy and all, but he's not my type. The only dicks I like are people like you.

The advantage to me being a gay top is that YOU don't have to like it. Muahahahaha