Attn: Wickedly Tasteful:
 

Where the fuck are my cookies, woman!?

Why do your cookies need a woman?

I want my cookies!

She sent them to me by mistake. They were °urp° delicious.

I told her to just forget about me...I really don't need the hassle of hoping for cookies and not getting them.

That's the saddest thing I have read today. I may have to go over and look at crippled Space-Bat to cheer myself up.

I'll send you cookies, darlin'. Actually, no I won't. But I'll send you some digestives if you PM me.

LJ gets nuffink, for being so demanding.
You catch more flies with pathos than vinegar. Or something like that.

sundae is in good form this morning.

now what the 'ell are digestives?

Digestive Biscuits.
I'll send you some too. If I get something nice in return ;) (I'm a whore, and whores get paid!)

Thanks for thinking I'm on form though! I thought the same myself, but then wondered if "on form" meant silly/ frivolous. Do it? Do it?

A dense, crunchy biscuit. Sweet and slightly salty. Good for dipping into tea.

Of course 'on form' means you are being wickedly witty with on-the-money ripostes and refreshing insights. you shoulda been in chat last night, pink bunny!

thank ye, Dana, for the digestives info. Weird what you guys call cookies.

oh, and yes, sundae---i've been meaning to put something nice in the post for you for months. I need the perfect thing, though....lapis lazuli? Amber? Turquois? what???

And serving with cheeeeeese.

I do like cheeeeeese, Gromit! A nice Wensleydale, eh?

Nice pick-up on the ref.
But in all honesty, I prefer a stronger cheese.
Irish or Canadian Cheddar. Or Stilton.

Come into chat you witch.

couldn't this have done with a PM?

NO.
Thats was important.

See?