as a public service...
 

...i offer the following

do with it as you will

HA!

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...anonymous.html

I like licking taint, and the girls liked it also.

I'd love to know which teacher.. 8th grade English? College math? Unless it was human sexuality or medical school or something, I'd love to hear how the topic came up.

'tis so!

<~~~~ Still trying to figure out how this is a public service. Maybe he meant Pubic Service.

bwahahahaha

public service: this thread is a tidbit to all the taint lickers in the cellar who absolutely must let the world know of their predilection

Taint = perineum

taint licking = perinealingis

And I say again, 'tis so!!!!

Who really needs to know what they call it...just do it, dammit.

Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?

:lol:

Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?


'TIS SO!

Oh fine Zen: T'AINT!

:p

how performing cunnilingus is like the mafia:

one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.


I signed the taint petition....but i was only the 14th....the kid needs 500 signatures to win his bet! better get ....crackin....!

eta: and the fucking thing is 2 years old!

nevermind...

As Ben Franklin said:
'In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria.'


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.




Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

:D

Thank you Ali. And thank you Shawnee.