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lookout123 04-09-2009 05:20 PM

Shamwow!
 
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Let's see the Shamwow absorb this mess. Dumbass smirky guy decided scrapping with a hooker would be good for the career, I guess.Smoking Gun

Sheldonrs 04-09-2009 05:31 PM

Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow!

classicman 04-09-2009 05:41 PM

Nice left hook-er

wolf 04-09-2009 09:51 PM

Sham-yeouch.

Crimson Ghost 04-10-2009 12:15 AM

One would think that he could afford a high-priced call girl.

ShamWow.
Says it right in the name.
You'd be better off trying to wipe up a mess with writing paper.

FTFA:
Vince Shlomi - With a name like that, you just know this'll be good.

ShamWow chieftain - He has a tribe? Shlomi... Jewish? NTTAWWT...

he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. -
"I'll fuck ya, suck ya, lick yer shit chute, ya can teabag me, ya can pop me in the ass, but NO KISSING! That's too personal."

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. - She fucked him up REAL good.

Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant. - I guess paying a grand for a hooker to fuck your shit up is punishment enough.

Shawnee123 04-10-2009 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 554511)
Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow!

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 554512)
Nice left hook-er

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 554579)
Sham-yeouch.

You people crack my mind up. :lol:

Flint 04-10-2009 09:00 AM

That dude's face ain't right to being with. He looks like a creepy, animatronic...bizarro muppet.

Shawnee123 04-10-2009 09:01 AM

He is mondo-creepish. :shudders:

Sheldonrs 04-10-2009 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 554686)
He is mondo-creepish. :shudders:

Much like the hooker, I thought he was cute until he openned his mouth. :D

classicman 04-10-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 554687)
I thought he was cute until he opened his mouth.

I thought thats when you liked them best :eek:

Sheldonrs 04-10-2009 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 554848)
I thought thats when you liked them best :eek:

2nd best. ;)

Glinda 04-12-2009 12:39 PM

She prolly got pissed off when he asked her to SlapChop his nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQ...eature=related

Cloud 04-12-2009 02:56 PM

Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys.

Very strange.

TheMercenary 04-12-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 555706)
Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys.

Very strange.

Yes. God it shows how far down our programing has come. What crap. It will hopefully be another reason for me to get away from TV and back into a more active reading lifestyle.


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