poetry challenge
 

There once was a place in the cellar
where the average dwellar
could post a quick rhyme
in 3 or 4-time
and still emote more than old yeller

think you can do better? ...well hell, my crayfish could do better, but still.... the challenge is to write 4 or 5 lines which must rhyme somehow on the topic chosen by the poster before you.

next up: The Obamas' new dog

don't forget to choose a new topic when you're done....


...if we ever make it to 50 poems in here, we should have a poll to choose the best.....

The dog that was bought by Obama
liked nothing but plenty of drama.
They got in a trainer
(it was our own Dana)
and now the White House is much calmer.


Phil Spector ...

Phil Spector just wanted some fun.
She didn't, so he fed her a gun.
He denied that he did it
But the jury thought different
So now no more hits number one.

Somali pirates..

We're just in it for money,
Don't think this is funny.
The US got their guy back,
that is a matter of fact.
So I'm not comin home honey.


Clone Threads ...

Flint, of quick wit and sharp tongue
"These clone threads!" he said he had brung
Some Dwellars grumbled
The Cloners got pummelled
But that stopped no bit of the fun.

topic:

wtf images

I came here for IOTD
Then Doodads and WTF hooked me
The Cellar's like crack
I just keep coming back
Its like a goddam STD

next: Freedom

I forgot the new topic
'Cause I post while myopic
Said Queen of the Ryche
As she plugged up the dyke
With her finger that UR not sorry about.

Cellar collage.

Jim put on his sketching bandanna.
"The Dwellars will love me mañana!
It's a really good day
Cos I've worked out a way
To procure a new pic of Brianna!"

Bo, the new white house portugese water dawg

(see #2)

The Obamas love their dog Bo
Even more than you ever can know
But if the girls want his puppies
They'd better buy guppies
Cuz Bo is on the downlow.


Millard Fillmore

Millard Fillmore was the last of the Whigs.
I got nothing, so I'll talk about pigs.
They are pink and delicious
Although not too nutritious
And this poem will offend all the prigs.



"The Office" sitcom

Dwight has a beet farm and a crush on a bitch-
A two-timing cat freak who didn't get hitched.
I still like Angela, she has so much charm,
And licking her cat didn't do her any harm.

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More Office!!

The Office again, huh? OK.

Eating bacon in bed is real nice.
Oh, to smell a fresh a slice!
But the George Foreman grill,
your foot, it will kill
So you'll need a small baggie of ice.


Tiki's housemate

Tiki's housemate is quite the douchebag,
She's really that much of a hag,
She chit-chats all mornin'
So Tiki'll be bornin'
Her housemates dead body away.

The paucity of ladies restrooms at Kiss concerts.

Whether watching Metallica or Kiss
If you're a lady and you need to piss,
Don't wait in that line,
You'll run out of time -
The guys I pass in the men's room
Are well aware of this.

Next: Reality TV