I cans't naught believeth I missethed this!!!
 

omg...I'm glad no one actually did it, because if I had heard it I wouldn't have known it was that day, and I would have punched them in the face.

Now we need to find a Shapspeare language generator. :D

You boiling hatch of beastliness! I cannot believeth you posteth such ado about nothing! ;)

Well this is pretty close: Shakespearean Insults Generator

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

http://www.william-shakespeare.org.u...-generator.htm

Happy Birthday, Will!

A Shakespeare Generator wovld be really impreſſiue
If it can make blank Verſe in the Style of the Bard.
O! The new Works that Toole wovld bring forth!
How maruellovs! Wovld its Creation be that hard?

:D -- Good one, Kingswood. Though perhaps a pair of U's for the W of "would"? Thence its name, btw.

Quills at ten paces, gentlemen.....