VA alert Onk, Onk
 

Went to have blood work and see my Dr. today. Oh-Boy!!!
I was fasting for test and nurse asked if I had a sore throat? Nope, just dry.
Congested? Yep, dry
Nasal drip? Nope too dry.

Had a little fever and here comes the fucking mask. My DR came in and asked how long I'd had a fever.
Oh about 20 minutes, same time as my Bld pressure starting to rise.

Hello! I've hurt my left knee, one with torn ACL twice in one week and have the gout in right knee, Sunday nite was hot to touch.
Think I just might have a little fever??

I have no idea if she even heard about my knees, but I left it in writing.

I suspect they ever called the St. heath dept about a Onk flu test.

Where's my tin-foil hat?

Do pigs go "onk" in your part of the world?

They go "oink" here.

At least that's the onomatopaedic orthography (thanks Kingswood).

;)

ps: hope your knee feels better!

Mexican pigs onk.

I'm just gonna check that little factoid when I get to work, Bruce.

French pigs say "l'onk."

Yeah, Shaw? They also go "oui oui oui" all the way home.

Girl, you crack me up!

Sorry, I got nothing, Shaw.... I took a couple years of Spanish in HS. The french part is dead to me.

C'est mort?

non, c'est le petit mort (or should that be la petite mort?)

sorry, pigs say "oink" in Spanish too. At least our border pigs do. :)

http://www.eleceng.adelaide.edu.au/p...tt/animal.html

Redneck pigs say Onk.

geese say 'honk'.

I think all pigs are, sorta by definition, rednecks.

Except the Vietnamese ones, mebbe.

The pigs I've heard in real life make a noise more like wreeeenchk.
Hroink will do at a pass.

Do let us know if you've contracted swine flu, Buster.
I'll get my screen cleaner out.