Being a Dick Lessons 5c
 

Apparently I'm an authority.


So, how can I help?

EAT

a

dick

eat a tomato?

no a potato

crtl-a

lesson C-14a, subchapter 11, section 5, paragraph 8, line 3....

Is there much difference between being a dick and being a dick hole? is one superior to the other? Can one change back and forth?

isn't one the pitcher and one the catcher?

I suppose if you're into group situations you could be both at the same time even...

no no.....a dickhole refers to the urethra. not a hole where a dick goes.

a dick is somewhat aggressive and hard to get along with.....a dickhole is a fussy little spaz type of person.

How can one be a dick without becoming an asshole?

Oh well that explains it then.

I still think some people have the capacity to be both going by your definition though.

you have to be right about what you're being dickish about.....and then once you've made your point, you have to help the victim save face. Never be petty, and it helps a lot if it's funny, too.

what about a dickwad? where does that fit in, in the scheme of things?


oooh, you just reminded me of The Bill, one of my fave UK TV shows, where all the perps were referred to as "scrotes" :lol: I should use that more often

Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic

there you go, dissing FNC again when he isn't here to defend himself....