Creative Curses
 

For those who have stolen the debit card number of a dwellar, or committed other similarly heinous crimes:

May all the hairs on your ass turn into fishhooks.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May everything you eat taste like stale sardines.

May all your follicles expand

you big psycho fuck

:eyebrow:

So which is it? :lol:



may you pee your pants every time you lurk in chat. ;)

May you bask in the ignorance of your impotence.

By the way, I wasn't talking to you, monster. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I do apologize for the appearance of having spoken to you however. I assure you it was an unfortunate coincidence. I don't consider you a big psycho fuck at all.

may your wife get everything except remarried
may all your days be Wednesday
may your kettle never boil

I was pulling your chain. like I do. 'cause I'm a psycho fuck. and batshit insane.

Well, we're different in that respect. I wasn't pulling your chain. My remark stands without qualification.

"May your children turn out exactly like you."

may your v get bigger

may your budweiser have flavor

May whacko extremists delete 85% of your posts.

May the car in front of you always drive 5 miles an hour less than you desire.

May all your victories turn rapidly to defeats.

MAy all that you wish be granted.....to someone else.