OK That's It! I'm Leaving.
 

I'm going to dive practice then the ice cream social. I'll be back for more name calling later, please form an orderly queue, you flatulent felchbucketed fucks.

Eat a dick, Monnie, just eat a dick :p

Ice cream social: I can see it now...
"Hi, I'm Butter Pecan. You must be Mint Chocolate Chip. Nice to meet you!"

PICK ME!!!

Hooroo! :D

(ya big sook)

I hope you're happy at your Ice Cream Social.

I shall never eat again.

I'm going on a coffee and Crystal Lite Lemonade diet.

For the entire summer.

maybe I'll lose 5 pounds; it could happen.


*hates self*


Wait! It could be better! I could slip into an irreversible coma and then have the media and the gov't fight over my right to drool!~

Problem solved!

Would you want Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush fighting for the right to guard your bedside?

by that point, I wouldn't care.

I think the school would raise much more money by holding an anti-social, ya bunch of beaver bunghole bandits

also, fuck you.

Fixed it for ya!

Well, with a bit of luck, Cheney might put a few pellets into Jeb ....

Pellets don't faze the evil...Cheney got shot right in the face and it hasn't stopped him!

Yeah ... only another Cheney can kill a Cheney.

Is that why Liz has been out on TV so much?

EAD everyone.

And good God take a chill pill.