If you saw me in a police car...
 

...what would you think I'd been arrested for?

So, when you answer, you respond to the previous poster.

So when someone says what they think I'd be arrested for, you then say what you think they might have been arrested for and so on.

Too complicated?

I hope not. :)

contributing to the delinquency of minor.

Smoothmoniker would be arrested for violating the noise ordinance after 9 PM.

CF would have been busted for firebombing a food manufacturer for mislabeling dairy-containing items they produce.

PIE? TWO WORDS. INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE

Lumberjim? Stalking obviously :P

Dana. Anarchy

monster: public intox

is that illegal?

shawnee: exposing herself in public

Ali - animal cruelty
Feeding those poor birds till they couldn't fly...

Classicman: stole the rolling cheese.

classic: staging a violent protest at a democratic convention

shawnee: assault and battery

*grins* yeah but what did I steal? huh? bet it was something good