More Thinngs You Can Do on a Piano
 

Well?

the sex?

Ya. The sexy sex

You can fit a piano througha nine-inch hole. I've seen the videos.

Playing it again afterwards is harder.

You can make a piano look like a giant roller skate.

You can get one for your daughter then when she goes to college you can use it as a place to put shit that you don't know where else to put ...

classic, that's what treadmills are for! :headshake

then where do you put your planes?

On the piano.

Hey, why is everyone looking at me like that? Have I been doing it wrong all this time? :blush:

You can use them in movies and commercials by dropping them from a skyscraper. Not to worry. The only actor ever injured by this technique was Wile E. Coyote. And it was only superficial.

Until he got some Acme Piano-B-Gone, no wait, I don't think that one worked.

You can bury President William Taft in one

Eddie Valiant's brother was killed by a dropping piano in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.