Knock Knock
 

best knock knock joke:

somebody start it:

My personal favorite: works on the nieces every time.

Have you told them the "interrupting cow" joke, Shawnee? They'd love that one.

Hehehee, that's the one they tell me that gets the ball rolling so I can sneak the "you start" one in on them.

Knock, knock.

After the big interrupting cow, try the big interrupting sloth (hiss at them about 20 seconds late). Then the big interrupting totally uncalled for (apply palm of right hand to their face as firmly as you dare).

I don't get it.

It's like this, Gravdigr:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c--
MOOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
..........................SSssssss.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting totally uncalled for.
Interr--
*SMACK*

Ohhh...now I get it.