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wolf 08-12-2009 06:31 PM

All Right, Fess Up! Which One of You is Responsible??
 
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Cucumber heists baffle police


Posted Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:37am AEST
Updated Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:42pm AEST


'Inside information': cucumber thefts baffle police

There have been 12 separate cucumber robberies during the past three months, the most recent involving 150 bags on Tuesday night.

Chief Inspector Kym Zander says detectives are working with the Adelaide Produce Market to try to solve the case.

"We're looking at the possibility that it may be a grower that's had a failed crop and he's substituting through theft, or it may be you know somebody that knows cucumbers are being grown, they're ready for picking, and they're taking the cucumbers and then selling at those weekend markets across the metro area of Adelaide," he said.

Inspector Zander says the thefts are challenging for investigators.

"It's certainly a unique theft and the volume is something that we're having difficulty establishing where they're going," he said.

"It's obvious or evident that it is somebody in the know to establish which glasshouse is growing cucumbers, tomatoes, etcetera.

"We find that the cucumbers are being picked, they're being either packed in bags or in buckets ready for the market the next morning and when the growers turn up with their vehicles the glasshouse is bare."
Truly a confusing cucumber conundrum!

Could it merely be someone with an overgrowth of dill, Vlassic, or is this the latest gambit of the International Jewish Conspiracy?

Shawnee123 08-12-2009 06:33 PM

I'm sorry. I tried to get some cucumbers from the Farmer's Market in Thailand, but the trains just kept coming.

Aliantha 08-12-2009 06:35 PM

Surely this belongs in the weird news thread? lol Maybe they're making Tzaziki...a lot of Tzaziki...lol

wolf 08-12-2009 06:39 PM

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I suspect Cucum-Boy, liberating his green brethren!

Aliantha 08-12-2009 06:44 PM

that looks more like a zucchini boy to me. lol It also looks a lot like my cousins son except for the vegetable (fruit if we want to be precise)

Pie 08-12-2009 07:40 PM

It's a shark!

Griff 08-12-2009 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 587490)
Truly a confusing cucumber conundrum!

hmm... quite a pickle.

ZenGum 08-12-2009 07:44 PM

This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:

richlevy 08-12-2009 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 587505)
This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:

They didn't outlaw sex toys recently in your town like they did in Alabama. It would explain a lot.

Aliantha 08-12-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 587505)
This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:

You're not a big exciting city. ;) I should know. I come from one. That is a not big exciting city.

Elspode 08-12-2009 08:41 PM

Is Ducks currently dating? If not, I may have a lead for the cops, here.

SteveDallas 08-12-2009 10:54 PM

Maybe somebody saw that list of "reasons why a cucumber is better than a man" that's been floating around for decades, and didn't realize it was a joke.

Crimson Ghost 08-12-2009 10:56 PM

This seems like a real dilly of a problem...

Sundae 08-13-2009 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 587494)
I suspect Cucum-Boy, liberating his green brethren!

While I appreciate the pun, I'm guessing this is Cucum-Girl - given the escaping hair. And the fact they look like courgettes anyway :)

dar512 08-13-2009 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 587504)
hmm... quite a pickle.

Snorted out loud.


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