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08-25-2009 11:36 PM |
Aug 26, 2009: Cockney ATM
Of course ATM machines around the world use the local language...
...except in the USA where you have to press 1 for the local language.
This ATM uses Cockney.
http://cellar.org/2009/cockney.jpg
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Bank Machine, which runs 2,500 ATMs across the country, was aiming to amuse, but it has grander ambitions too. It hopes to follow the Cockney cash machines with Brummie, Geordie, Scouse and Scots ATMs. It hopes that ATMs will serve to keep these dialects alive in Britain.
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Some were amused, but not all.
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But John Strachan, 52, an IT worker from Dundee, found the experience troubling. When it offered to serve him in English or Cockney, he suspected a hoax. He selected Cockney.
“Readin’ your bladder of lard”, read the message on the screen. It asked for his “Huckleberry Finn”. Then more bewildering questions: did he wanted to see his balance on the Charlie Sheen? Did he wish to change his Huckleberry Finn or did he simply require sausage and mash, with or without a receipt?
After the concept was explained to him, he was so indignant that he resorted to slang himself: “It’s complete pants,” he said. “Using an ATM is a very sensitive moment.”
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Yeah Bank Machine, don't mess with a guy's sensitive moments. :headshake
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