Take a Picture Thru Your Hole
 

Your peephole, that is. I was goofing off one day and decided to try taking a pic thru my peephole. I had to tell my camera to use the flash to get a somewhat proper pic. Of course, the flash did not go thru the hole, it was sorta blocked by the solid oak door.

What's outside your peephole?

I don't have one. I thought only hotel rooms and apartments had them.

I thought you meant the holes in my ears.

Kinda tricky to get the camera angle right.

I don't have a peephole.

Peephole, people who need peephole...

no singing! aaaah!

Critics.

So, seriously, you just open your door for anybody? Dude. The peephole is like Caller ID in real life (where people can stab you in the face and burn your house down).

That was YOU stabbing me in the face??

I attached a telescope to my peephole. Now I can see who it is while they're still two blocks away.

[Steven Wright, of course].

What do you take me for, some kind of door whore? I figure, if you don't have a key you can just fuck right off. I don't answer the phone either.

And my front door has 2 big windows in it.

sigh...

Here. now hush....


(stupid hole is too high for me to see out of without standing on something, so first time i've seen out of it!)

Keyboard warning! :p

...because you figure if you can't communicate telepathically you can just fuck right off?


;)

Obviously.
And I hate the phone and don't want to talk to my mother.