Do not read this thread!
 

Damn you, you uncooperative bastard.

GTFO, RFN!

shit...sorry!

But I want to read it. :) Besides, I already read it. It's not very exciting yet.

I have my eyes closed. You said don't read... yuou didn't say don't post.

I open it I read it and I post reply.
Though there is nothing in this thread.
As you know humans mind do exact opposite of what is written or tell them to do.
I am human so I did exactly the same.

I think I might have used this line before....are you bored or something Zen?

It was a trick thread title. If he had actually been telling us not to read this thread, it would have been titled: Do not read this thread! Yes, that means YOU!

I tried to obey, I really did!!! But it was so hard to look away!

Oh look the bluetooth headset guy found another old thread. wtg!

I think bluetooth headset is actually the Slurp Spider.

I thought this was going to be about puppies.

the thread preview function kind of defeats your um . . . thrust here.

I read this thread again, just to annoy you. :) I know, I'm terrible! Haaa!

I read Cic's post, but not the thread - Does that count?

Is this going to be on the test?