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xoxoxoBruce 11-08-2009 01:23 AM

Eat Wings the Right Way
 
I think the guy that convinced America that chicken wings are a treat, ranks right behind the Devil convincing people he doesn't exist.
But that is neither here, nor there. If you eat 'em, do it the right way. ;)


glatt 11-08-2009 06:50 AM

Neat! I've been doing it wrong.

Griff 11-08-2009 06:50 AM

He's taking the fun out of wings.

skysidhe 11-08-2009 07:30 AM

taking the bone out of the devil or taking the devil out of the bone. either way - yummmm wings :drool:

TheMercenary 11-08-2009 07:46 AM

I'll have to try it.

wolf 11-08-2009 08:58 AM

Darn. Need wings. But hot wings. None of this pastrami crap ... and that Russian dressing, that was just a whole big bucket of wrong with respect to wings.

And all other food uses, for that matter. Including Big Macs. Nasty.

TheMercenary 11-08-2009 09:00 AM

Come on over. I made some wings the other day. I make have to make some more today.

wolf 11-08-2009 09:08 AM

I'm sorely tempted ... 13 hr drive, say five hours of wing eating, shit shooting, and pistol shooting, no, better make that six, 13 hr drive back, that's 32 hours round trip, if you can hook me up with something peppy for the drive back. I don't have any time off built up yet, so unfortunately, I'll have to decline for the time being.

Sundae 11-08-2009 12:14 PM

I buy 10-12 wings for about £1.43.
For Diz.

From a cat perspective: get your human to cut off the big fat end bit first. If you get this, you can stop yowling immediately. Then she can just snip apart the rest with poultry shears, plucking off feathers if necessary because she worries about you. If she doesn't watch over you, make sure you go see her with a mouthful you'll then preceed to knaw on carpet/ sofa/ bed. It makes her feel special. If she stays in the kitchen, go into the hall and make a bloody mess under the hoover. Because your human will be distracted (by cooking her own dinner) and will be oblivious until one of her parents gets the hoover out. They will then exclaim with disgust and make said human feel like a slattern all day.

FTR, wings - and chicken necks (which I cannot get) - are the ideal mixture of fat, flesh and bone for cats.

Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles.
Then again, if you offer me a steak & kidney pudding I'd be there like a shot.

jinx 11-08-2009 12:29 PM

Today is a good day to eat wings. I might just do that....


Dennis is allergic to chicken (and beef, corn, and wheat), so he eats Hillshire Farms deli selects extra thin honey ham. And duck and pea kibble.

richlevy 11-08-2009 07:22 PM

My nickname for Jeff is 'the Piranha'. Whether chicken or turkey, when he eats a drum or wing there is no meat or cartilage left. I have never seen cleaner bones in my life.

limey 11-09-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 606714)
...Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles...

has Diz still got his beebles?

Cloud 11-09-2009 01:04 PM

the right way? you mean, in the bathtub?

Pie 11-09-2009 01:20 PM

No Cloud, that's how you eat a mango.
Quote:

First, select your mango and find a sharp knife. Carry them to the bathroom. Take off all your clothes. Then get into the shower with your mango and your knife.
Slice the skin into four sections and peel it off. If, like me, you are a complete mango addict, then you will risk getting a little "poison" from the skin on your lips just so you can gnaw the fruit from the peel. Once the peel is dispatched, sit down in the shower. Hold the fruit in your hand and go at it. Let that mango juice drip where it may. And luxuriate in the goodness.

Sheldonrs 11-10-2009 11:52 AM

this is not new to me. I've always preferred pulling the bone out whenever I could.


:D


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