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ZenGum 11-14-2009 11:00 PM

Are you a Real Man?
 
Are you a real man?

1. Belching is...
a. an embarrassing necessity
b. a perfectly acceptable bodily function
C. witty conversation.

2. Passionate sex on the kitchen table is...
a. something you would not ask your wife/girlfriend to do
b. something you would ask your wife/girlfriend to do
c. something you would not tell your wife/girlfriend about.

3. Football (any code) is...
a. atavistic macho competitive violence and I hate it
b. a form of entertainment
c. atavistic macho competitive violence and I love it (what does atavistic mean?).

4. You clean your dinner plates ...
a. after using them
b. before using them
c. by using them.

5. Socks and underwear should be changed ...
a. daily
b. as needed
c. every 5,000 miles.

If you answered mostly a, b, or c, then you are a total pussy because real men don't take quizzes on the internet, and if they did they would not be constrained by multiple choice options.

casimendocina 11-15-2009 12:31 AM

Not much room for comment there, then.

ZenGum 11-15-2009 12:44 AM

Well, I get two as and three bs, which is double proof, I guess.

Does anyone have a good quiche recipe?

Cicero 11-15-2009 01:25 AM

Wussy Boy: :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fFvy3O-WU0


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