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Cloud

11-16-2009 11:46 PM

Pleasure is in your hands!

there might have been some slight miscalculation in Spain on the sexual education front. Not that there's anything wrong with it: ;)

Quote:

the regional government of Extremadura in southwestern Spain launched a new sexual-education campaign designed to facilitate the "development of healthy habits, self-esteem and safety." Although the publicly funded campaign includes the publication of pamphlets and an online magazine, the highlight is a series of workshops for 14-to-17-year-olds aimed at educating participants on anatomy, body image, safe-sex practices, gender equality and, in the mildly celebratory words of an early press release (since redacted), "sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation.

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...939703,00.html

Crimson Ghost

11-17-2009 12:00 AM

Astroglide for everyone.

toranokaze

11-20-2009 09:32 PM

Here here

john bainz

11-21-2009 07:01 AM

There's a limit to everything...

"sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation.

Don't autofellatio also fall in the range of self- exploration?
Or is that self indulgence?
Or over indulgence?

Or just plain gluttonous?

And is that also going to part of the workshop?
:eyebrow:

Pie	11-21-2009 07:29 AM

If you're flexible enough!

Radar

11-21-2009 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 609172)

Astroglide for everyone.

That reminds me of the episode of Family Guy when Stewie walks onto the set of a porno and he says, "Does anyone else smell astroglide?"

The idea that a baby would even know what astroglide was, let alone be able to identify it immediately by smell made me laugh my ass off.

monster

11-22-2009 10:08 AM

This is what an astroglide means to me ...or at least did until a few minutes ago (and i found this image using "astroglide as a search term, so I'm not alone...)

http://www.wicksteedpark.co.uk/image...Astroglide.JPG

So i was wondering if you guys just had better ones than we did..... :lol:

Seems like you guys just call them "bumpy slides"

http://www6.worldisround.com/photos/29/202/255.jpg

Cloud

11-22-2009 03:14 PM

they must be doing a booming business in Spain. or should I say buzzing?

ZenGum

11-22-2009 04:42 PM

I notice astroglide-boy is wearing an Adidas shirt ... All Day I Dream About Sex ...

Hello Emma and :welcome: to the cellar.

DanaC

11-22-2009 04:59 PM

That's exactly what came to mind for me too Monnie :P

ZenGum

11-22-2009 05:03 PM

Astroglide... is that what happens when astroturf gets a Brazilian?

john bainz

11-23-2009 12:04 AM

Astroglide & Astroglide...

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT USE ASTROGLIDE WHEN ASTROGLIDING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN BAKED BEANS, TACOS, CHILLIES OR ANY OTHER FOODS THAT MIGHT TURN INTO ROCKET FUEL AFTER CONSUMPTION!!! :eek:

Crimson Ghost

11-23-2009 02:03 PM

In other words -

What Can Brown Do For You

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