Pets make good soap.
 

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If it's any consolation, I'm really sorry.

Well you should be sorry young lady. It's: Pets make good soup. Making soap out of them is such a waste with all the starving people in the world. What does that say about your priorities?

I don't believe you. Nope, not for one minute. :headshake

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Pets

Children are innocent
A teenager's fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they
Ever did
We'll make great pets!

Well, Pilau was named after rice....was it? ;)

Turtle soup!

With goldfish crackers!