There is nothing wrong with ________
 

Post something fitting the following format:

There is nothing wrong with [previous poster] that couldn't be fixed by [witty and good spirited insight into previous poster's online personality].

So, since there was no previous poster, I'll do the cellar itself.

There is nothing wrong with the cellar that couldn't be fixed by infinite bandwidth and the death of all spam.

Now someone do me. (hehe.)

There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.

There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed by relaxed goat cheese regulation.

There is nothing wrong with Spexx that couldn't be fixed by Ben Stein and some Visine.

There's nothing wrong with Clodfobble.
End of.

Oops, sorry, have to play the game.

There's nothing wrong with Clod that can't be fixed by a wonderful vacation, where her children are taken care of by specialists who completely understand their needs, while Clod and Mr Clod are free to do whatever they like and in the afternoon drink tea and eat English biscuits.

There's nothing wrong with SG that couldn't be fixed with a good, solid rogering.

There is nothing wrong with UT that couldn't be fixed by seeing natural light occasionally.


And there is nothing wrong with this thread that couldn't be fixed by a kind moderator who can type better than I can. ETA Thakns. ;)

Also: there is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by a gay Christian whale. That's been nuked.

There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed by a lot less Chaucer and a little more loving. ;)

There is nothing wrong with SamIam that couldn't be fixed by The I Ching, a handsome suitor, and 2 foot-lockers full of money!

There is nothing wrong with Cicero that couldn't be fixed with the proper application of an old Fender Guitar, tuned properly of course.

There is nothing wrong with RegJoe that couldn't be fixed with a plane, a beer and a hot chick ..or two

There is nothing wrong with monster that couldn't be fixed with a hockey stick, a proper biscuit and a can of Heinz beans. :D

There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed with a nice long (all expenses paid) holiday in the south of France...or the Greek Islands...or the Maldives...etc.

There is nothing wrong with Ali that couldn't be fixed by a 12 hour adjustment to her timezone...