Manufacturing Error (Why do men have nipples?)
 

No really... What is this equipment for!?
Certainly can't use it to wear a cap... Right?!?!:eyebrow:

Males are essentially slightly modified females.

Because they are so fun to play with!

For piercing I assume

xx vs xy

Same reason human fetuses briefly have a tail that goes away while developing in the womb.

Heretic!

Oh, I didn't mean a tail, I meant a noodly appendage.

there's a book about that

Huh?
 

"Males are essentially slightly modified females."

I thought it was the other way round...:yelsick:

In my experience, men seem to like having their nipples stimulated during 'intimate moments'. That'd be one reason to have them.

Nope. We all start out as females in the womb.

Huh?
 

Why is that?

I wrote out a huge response and then my comp crahsed :P

Google it.