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10-03-2002 10:42 PM |
Gunfight at Crawford Corral
Saddam Hussein has challenged Cowboy President George W. Bush to a shootout to settle their personal differences in a traditional American forum for dispute resolution.
A White House spokesman said today that the President's willingness to put himself personally in harm's way should not be inferred from his solemn reminder to the American people, "After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time."
Insisting that the war on Iraq ain't personal, Bush responded with a proposal to settle their differences in a winner-take-all boardgame.
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