Private Island Estate
 

Oh my.

Lets see, I count six cars and zero boats. You can see why insurance companies like to have properties mapped for flood elevations.

Good thing they have that swimming pool, in case they want to take a dip...

They must fly in by helicopter. Yeah, that's it!

Most homeowner's insurance specifically excludes flood damage, although you can buy flood insurance separately.

In retrospect, the above-ground pool was the way to go!

Yes, I must make a pool joke too
 

When it's time to sell, just add this to the ad:
"Newly installed -- twenty-billion-gallon Koi pond!"