Vote Liberal Democrat. You know it makes sense.
 

I am given to understand that the Liberal Democratic Party has selected Anna Span as its candidate for the constituency of Gravesham, Kent (UK).

Miss Span has caused a raised eyebrow here and there as she is a producer of, er......... adult entertainment. A such, she is probably possessed of more integrity than all the other buggas, currently sitting in the House of Commons, put together.

The Times.

Anna, if you're reading this, please send sample DVDs to the usual address. For purposes of socio-political research of course.

;););)

Well, ya might as well be screwed by a professional.