Your Mamma is so Fat....
 

When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips!

When she jumps up, she gets stuck.

Her blood type is Rocky Road.

Her belt size is 'Equator'.

She lost a gig as a stunt double by crushing Carrie Fisher.

Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Her armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

She's got her own gravitational pull.

your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose

So fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.

... she has her own zip code.

Your mama is so fat (HOW FAT IS SHE???) she has three smaller women in orbit around her.

Yo mama so fat she almost as big as my dick.

Yo mama so fat the movies have popcorn in small, medium, large, and yo mama.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs :vomit:

Yo momma so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.

Yo Momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo Momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.

Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her.

Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.